Monday, January 31, 2005
Teaching Computers to Read No Simple Task
able to buy cognac
It all might sound like science fiction, but it's not that far-fetched. Machines can already be considered cognitive, depending on your definition of the word.
It all might sound like science fiction, but it's not that far-fetched. Machines can already be considered cognitive, depending on your definition of the word.
Faith-Based Groups Oppose Immigration Bill
We're faith-based
"We believe public policy based on fear, false premise or misleading information is something we cannot accept. The Episcopal Church has long spoken out against further reduction of asylum opportunity," Parkins said.
"We believe public policy based on fear, false premise or misleading information is something we cannot accept. The Episcopal Church has long spoken out against further reduction of asylum opportunity," Parkins said.
Students to Learn About La. Wetlands
The multimedia quagmire
The five hourlong live broadcasts from will take place in Jean Lafitte National Park, the Louisiana Universities Marine Consortium's laboratory at Port Fourchon and its marine center in Cocodrie.
The five hourlong live broadcasts from will take place in Jean Lafitte National Park, the Louisiana Universities Marine Consortium's laboratory at Port Fourchon and its marine center in Cocodrie.
Sunday, January 30, 2005
Rice: Iraqi Election Tops Expectations
Kerry to fill Kennedy's shoes when the great man explodes
"It is hard to say that something is legitimate when whole portions of the country can't vote and doesn't vote," Kerry said.
"It is hard to say that something is legitimate when whole portions of the country can't vote and doesn't vote," Kerry said.
Saturday, January 29, 2005
Connecticut Officials Postpone Execution
Rube Goldberg fans enthusiastic
Death penalty opponents have warned that an execution in liberal New England could have a domino effect across the region and make it easier for other states to put criminals to death.
Death penalty opponents have warned that an execution in liberal New England could have a domino effect across the region and make it easier for other states to put criminals to death.
Friday, January 28, 2005
Massive Manure Fire Burns Into Third Month
Extinguishing the monster dung fire was Hercules' eleventh labor, after bringing the cattle of the monster Geryon.
Byproducts from the massive operation resulted in a dung pile measuring 100 feet long, 30 feet high and 50 feet wide that began burning about two months ago and continues to smolder despite Herculean attempts to douse it.
Byproducts from the massive operation resulted in a dung pile measuring 100 feet long, 30 feet high and 50 feet wide that began burning about two months ago and continues to smolder despite Herculean attempts to douse it.
Wednesday, January 26, 2005
University Tells Driver to Remove Magnet
Below the belt is where you'd look to distinguish patriotism from matriatism
University President Dave Frohnmayer said Tuesday that Baker will face no disciplinary action, and added that he was upset that the incident has led people to question the patriotism of the university.
"The excuse that some people take in events like this to question the patriotism of other Americans is frankly below the belt," he said.
University President Dave Frohnmayer said Tuesday that Baker will face no disciplinary action, and added that he was upset that the incident has led people to question the patriotism of the university.
"The excuse that some people take in events like this to question the patriotism of other Americans is frankly below the belt," he said.
Tuesday, January 25, 2005
Bush Seeks Fresh Start With Black Leaders
God loves money
Bush's efforts to steer more federal dollars to social programs conducted by so-called faith-based groups also has been received favorably by church leaders.
Bush's efforts to steer more federal dollars to social programs conducted by so-called faith-based groups also has been received favorably by church leaders.
Monday, January 24, 2005
Wife of Hearst Newspaper President Dies
Caring specialized
"Mary had a compassionate heart for others who didn't have the financial ability to attend a Catholic school," said Kathy Boukissen, the school's director of development.
"Mary had a compassionate heart for others who didn't have the financial ability to attend a Catholic school," said Kathy Boukissen, the school's director of development.
Hutchinson Leaving Homeland Security Post
Decisive means its opposite in government
"We'll wait and see," Hutchinson said. "I'm ruling nothing out. I'm taking the decision-making process a step at a time."
"We'll wait and see," Hutchinson said. "I'm ruling nothing out. I'm taking the decision-making process a step at a time."
Study: Obesity May Hinder Cancer Screening
Why there are no fat scientists
But doctors believe obese men produce more estrogen, which drives down testosterone levels and could affect cells that produce the antigen used in the test.
But doctors believe obese men produce more estrogen, which drives down testosterone levels and could affect cells that produce the antigen used in the test.
Sunday, January 23, 2005
Nixon Secretary Rose Mary Woods Dies
Cold hands too
"She was intelligent, literate, clamlike in her discretion.
"She was intelligent, literate, clamlike in her discretion.
Western State Democrats Interview Dean
Victory at Sea
Frost decried "the consultant culture" in Washington and stressed his experience in Texas fighting the Republican tide orchestrated in part by Karl Rove
Frost decried "the consultant culture" in Washington and stressed his experience in Texas fighting the Republican tide orchestrated in part by Karl Rove
Community Mourns Wal-Mart Clerk Found Dead
The snappage quote
"All you can do is sit here and wonder, you know, what happened," she told the newspaper. "I guess he just snapped.
"All you can do is sit here and wonder, you know, what happened," she told the newspaper. "I guess he just snapped.
Saturday, January 22, 2005
Abducted Wal-Mart Clerk's Body Found
Something from the sympathy card section
A makeshift memorial was set up at the Wal-Mart on Friday. More than a dozen flower bouquets, some with notes including "Megan we will miss you," were placed on a bench by passing shoppers.
A makeshift memorial was set up at the Wal-Mart on Friday. More than a dozen flower bouquets, some with notes including "Megan we will miss you," were placed on a bench by passing shoppers.
Taser to Raise Power of Police Stun Gun
Sort of a windfall from a Nigerian bank account
"This is not a product redesign. It is a software upgrade," the company said in a statement posted on its Web site. "A helpful analogy would be ... installing the latest
service updates to a Windows computer operating system."
"This is not a product redesign. It is a software upgrade," the company said in a statement posted on its Web site. "A helpful analogy would be ... installing the latest
service updates to a Windows computer operating system."
Student Sent Home for Handmade 'Gay' Shirt
In a more inflected language, the adjectives would agree in gender and number too.
Other students wore shirts with gangster themes, made of bubble-wrap or duct-tape. Zepeda said one student had a shirt "talking about his gender area."
Other students wore shirts with gangster themes, made of bubble-wrap or duct-tape. Zepeda said one student had a shirt "talking about his gender area."
Motorcycle Boomer Deaths Raise Concerns
Grammarians recommend that you live life in such a way that you avoid perfect infinitives
after a past conditional or especially on a motorcycle.
NHTSA figures also show that riders in their 30s and 40s who died were more likely than their younger counterparts to have been drinking
after a past conditional or especially on a motorcycle.
NHTSA figures also show that riders in their 30s and 40s who died were more likely than their younger counterparts to have been drinking
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