tense moment with Mrs. George Morton
Hopewell Junction resident George Morton returned home from Palm Sunday Mass and turned on his television to see a striptease contest.
"I thought, this is terrible," Morton said. "I don't get HBO or anything like that."
``I must give him his due. He has considerably cretinized me.'' Lautréamont
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