it's funny until somebody loses a hand or an eye. then it's still funny, but just not around that person.
"The best way parents can keep their children safe this Fourth of July is never allow young children to ignite or handle fireworks of any kind," CPSC Chairman Hal Stratton said in a statement.
``I must give him his due. He has considerably cretinized me.'' Lautréamont
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