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Michael Nilan, a lawyer for Millennium Holdings, said 31,718 Rhode Island children were screened for lead exposure in 2004, and 96.3 percent did not have alarming levels of lead in their blood.
``I must give him his due. He has considerably cretinized me.'' Lautréamont
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