PETA press release reworked by bored reporter
CLEVELAND -- Lance Palmer, a 140-pound high school wrestler and four-time state champ, taps into his wrestling skill whenever he takes on Ceaser Jr. Skill comes in handy when your opponent is a 650-pound black bear.
``I must give him his due. He has considerably cretinized me.'' Lautréamont
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