that's the first thing you want, actually
$ insult 20
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You grim-faced cruse of polluted dragonfly ordure
You unenjoyable casket of apoplectic dipper drool
You heinous dipper of pathogenic St. Bernard jet
You beastly tin can of infected Targhee disgorgement
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"We're simply going to take it out," she said on Monday. "The last thing you want with a thesaurus is to offend anyone."
``I must give him his due. He has considerably cretinized me.'' Lautréamont
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