``I must give him his due. He has considerably cretinized me.'' Lautréamont

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Monday, May 02, 2005

Elizabeth Smart Makes People's List

dumbest story list

SALT LAKE CITY -- Elizabeth Smart, the Utah teenager who was abducted nearly three years ago, has won a more upbeat recognition, being named one of People magazine's "50 Most Beautiful People."

Sharp-Eyed N.C. Nurse Helps Save Man

men's vs women's medicine

Brown rarely visited a doctor, and Ennever said the case shows the importance of annual blood and stool tests.

Obama Praises U.S. Civil Rights Pioneers

hey, not at all, it's a nothing award.

The civil rights group presented the first-term Illinois senator with its lifetime achievement award at the 50th anniversary Detroit NAACP Freedom Fund dinner. He thanked the group for the award but said he felt unworthy.

Pol's Remark Spurs Domestic Violence Bill

happens to everybody

Altman later apologized, but his comments infuriated women around the nation.

Cuomo Warns Against Filibuster Changes

the president chooses nominees unless vetoed by a minority in the Senate, the new Bill of Rights. What are elections for?

"The Republicans say it would assure dominance by the majority in the Senate," he said. "That sounds democratic until you
remember that the Bill of Rights was adopted, as James Madison pointed out, to protect all of Americans from what he called the `tyranny of the majority.'"

Kan. OKs Ending Sunday Liquor Sales Ban

social conservative fallback position

"The default position is, 'No Sunday sales unless you opt in,'" said Sen. John Vratil.

Navajo Head Vetoes Gay Marriage Measure

one brave, one squaw vetoed

The Tribal Council voted unanimously last month to pass legislation that restricts a recognized union to a relationship between a man and a woman, and prohibits plural marriages as well as marriages between close relatives.

2 Killed After Walking in Front of Train

awkward social moment produced

HUNTINGDON VALLEY, Pa. -- Two women using a crosswalk at a suburban Philadelphia train station were killed Sunday when they walked in front of an oncoming express train traveling at 70 mph, officials said.

Mary Stevens, 78, and Helen Stewart, 76, apparently did not realize the train was not stopping at the station, authorities said.

Heinz Family Foundation Honors Six

didn't exactly do anything

_Mildred Dresselhaus, a professor of physics and electrical engineering at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, honored for her work in technology, the economy and employment. The former director of the office of science at the U.S. Department of Energy has mentored other women pursuing scientific careers.

Treasury Duck Moves Away From Tourists

global warming

The ducklings all hatched on Saturday, and surprisingly there were 11, not nine. Biologists had missed two eggs when they made their initial count.

Conservationists Kill Pigs to Save Fox

invasive indians wiped out by wholesome licorice-loving pigs

In 1853, the first ranch pigs broke into the wild and, within a few years, their population swelled to hundreds. Voracious scavengers, the pigs dug into hillsides as they foraged for bulbs and grubs, and snuffed for acorns under majestic oaks, tearing up the roots.

That triggered erosion, destroyed Chumash Indian archaeological sites that are at least 8,000 years old and encouraged the growth of nonnative plants that choked out scrubby oaks and grasses. Fennel, an invasive species, now grows so prolifically that on a hot day the air carries the plant's licorice scent.

World Gathers to Review Nuclear Treaty

American Technology Know-How Day

"I'm angry at any country that possesses nuclear weapons. They must all be abolished," said the tiny woman, who as a 7-year-old survived when 160,000 of her neighbors were killed or wounded in the U.S. nuclear bombing of her Japanese hometown, Hiroshima.

Texas Town Mulls Radioactive Waste Storage

Why not spread it along the entire US-Mexico border

Dallas-based Waste Control Specialists owns 14,400 acres about 30 miles outside town near the New Mexico border. About 1,340 acres have been set aside for hazardous waste storage and disposal, and the company will manage tons of federal uranium byproduct waste by year's end.

Backers of Bush Nominees Begin Ad Campaign

citizen input not contemplated

Jim Manley, a spokesman for Senate Democratic leader Harry Reid of Nevada, criticized the ad. "Apparently, no one at Progress For America has studied the Constitution or a U.S. history book, because their advertising campaign is intended to undermine a carefully chosen system of check and balances that has served this country well for more than 200 years," he said.

Sunday, May 01, 2005

Pope Makes First Window Appearance

like TV

After greeting pilgrims in Italian and Spanish, Benedict raised his arms in greeting several times and offered his blessing.

Kerry Backs Villaraigosa for L.A. Mayor

secret plan would be better

"I'm not here against anybody," Kerry told hundreds of Villaraigosa supporters at Los Angeles Valley College. "I'm here for somebody who has a set of hopes and dreams."

Thousands Swarm Streets for Wisc. Party

police adopt serious demeanor

One student was arrested for throwing a can of beer from a balcony, striking a police officer.

Wis. Man Hid Mother's Body in Freezer

tax code anti-family

Schuth said he continued to receive his mother's Social Security funds even after her death, which he said was in August 2000.

Astronaut Hall of Fame Inducts 3 Members

I thought you had to be dead

Retired astronaut Bruce McCandless became the first so-called human satellite in 1984. The dramatic scene of McCandless flying with a hefty spacewalker's jetpack, but with his face invisible behind his helmet, remains one of the greatest space photos of all time.

Town Feels Betrayed by Missing Bride Hoax

the soap opera continues

"I'm glad that she's alive and OK, but it was a dirty trick," said Louise McCoy, waiting in line at the Duluth post office Saturday _ the same day Wilbanks was supposed to be married in a lavish ceremony that included 14 bridesmaids and 14 groomsmen.

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